the history of cool: the clint eastwood story!

hello readers!

In my quest called "life" i came across a man, more like a God to me, the God of Manliness. Clint, yes dear friends i decree that clint is more manly then chuck norris ... *ducks to dodge a round house kick* ok we're good! =] the likeness of this man abilty to define "cool" never ceses to amaze. But to exsoerence cool, we must first understand it. exsample: frank sinatra, ladies man, musicain, actor, cool. why is that? is it because he knows what to say at the right moment and the right time? or is it because he was born with it. just like the debate over childrens traits ... enviornment or genes ... where does coolness manifest?





clint, the man, the myth, and the legand! we've saw him as dirty harry (the badass cop that is justice incarnet) we've seen him as a coyboy and a "injin killin freak" but all in all he's delt with justice in a way that never lost its cool or its "spunk". clint has done it all, to comedys, actions, westerns, war, model, politision, spokesmen, and a father. this man is not just an actor but a director of not just one academy winning film but 3! can u belive it ... punk, 3!!! (at least one was nominated)



everytime i see one of his films it brings me back to those days where i wish i was a buff spirt filled bad ass that had all the lines and the balls to go with it. to be able to say to a commie bastard " piss off you anti-american bitch" but clint can! you may call this hero worship but clint is no mere hero, he is ... cool.




so as you read on to learn about this man, understand that to me, clint is cool, if not the coolest actor alive. and no one will ever be as smooth as clint!





come on the man escaped from alcatraz for christ's sake

green

anger, see unlike the hulk my friends, i find myself always green. upsetting yes, but i cant seem to find out why? lately I've been really mad, like angry at the stupidest things, children upset me now, and the people i love are just now seem like jerks to me. it could be an allusion of some sort but i don't know ... but it scares me. lets examine the hulk Little bit ... a scientist, a man, a lover ... until gamma radiation fucked up his life like all hell. why tho, this inner potential that lies within just dormant and given the bliss of normality and conformity with option, that my friends is a blissful nature only given to the few, we know it as peace. tangent: sorry, radiation fucking up Bruce, that's right! OK, here we are Bruce, you have been given emotion but if you too emotional you'll turn into a wild uncontrollable beast that will kill even the slightest form of rebellion. like a tsunami, full force that never ceses and never disappoints to kill, destroy and ubliterate. i was once superman ... now i feel my "S" has been riped off my chest for a bit, ... i feel my anger has given me strength but along with my strength, come hate, anoyence, over-confedence, rudeness, mean, hurtful and an all around human nature. ive been strucken with radiation and slowly turning green ... where is my woman to make me into kal-al ... ?