Showing posts with label video games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label video games. Show all posts

Sunday, December 23, 2007

The Super Smash Bros. Project 2!

howdy folks, today we will research the never ending question of "WHO WILL BE IN THE NEXT SUPERSMASH BROS.?" of my opinion these people should be in said game.

1st: JOHN MCLAIN!

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this character will be a combination of the speed of captain falcon, and the strength of link. his attacks will consist of him getting 20% damage head shots from his classic 9mm and 15% damage from his hand to hand style. not a high jumper, cause he's human, and his double jump with be due to an explosion under him. known for throwing bombs and grenades, his b-moves would be indeed the throwing of nades while him screaming "die you fuckers!" and last but no least, his taunt will be the whole background exploding and all the players dieing while his voice yells "yippie ki-yay mother fuckers"


2nd: CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

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wow, i mean wow ... look at him, he even looks like a combination between mario and kirby, naked. with his strong punched and cleaver, crude methods of damage, he will bring down tyranny with his mighty jockstrap of doom. strong like mario, but can fly like kirby. NICE. taunt: he moons the screen.

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3rd: MEGAMAN!

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=D need be said, megaman has always been a fav. in Nintendo, it has always been mario, link, megaman, at least in my little Nintendo world (NES)so lets bring him back, lets bring him back to the world of Nintendo to sit in his rightful spot next to a plumber and an elf. i know what you might thinking, and no, he will not be like samus aran. he is equipped with the classic powers, blaster, rush jump, cut man ability, woodman shield, gutsman rock throw, the usual from the first two. taunt: he'll look at the screen an with the thumbs up, wink.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

video games and reality

Albert Einstein:
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Hmmm especially today this quote means a lot, in the case of the youth and up, reality is slowly withering away with better graphics and faster processors. It seems like none of these video game companies ever saw the terminator movies. The first hint I got of my disconnection of reality was when I was little, after I played my first RPG for more then 5+. I noticed that, hey I can control my hands, and I looked up and looked around and saw that this was my house and I taught to myself " I’m john Denyer, not cloud, not Mario, not any 2d/3d character in some video game." immediately after that I went outside and played some baseball :-), now with the wii, reality is making more of a connection with games. The human is involved in the game rather just sitting down and holding a controller. It’s like all those science fiction movies i've always watched and said "that will never happen" is really happening. Virtual reality has been around for awhile but not like this. PS3, X-BOX 360, WII, and PC are sucking people's lives away for cyber life. Why I don’t know, I mean don’t get my wrong I love video games but when your comprehension of reality goes out the window and you lose sanity, that becomes a big problem. I mean look at the D&D die-hards. People change their names to there character, why? Only Jesus knows =/. Please play on but heed my warning young souls ... contain your limited reality because life is too good to be stuck in a 3d world ... like tron =]